1 - Shuffle the cards. The first Judge (the latest person to arrive to the party) draws 5 cards and selects 2 that are EQUALLY horrible. The Judge places their 2 chosen cards in the center and reads them out loud as "Hood you rather________or _______?" The unused cards are returned to the bottom of the deck.
IMPORTANT: Judges! Pick cards that are at the same level of nastiness to create the best debates. Just because two cards are hilarious doesn't mean they'll be controversial, so think strategically.
2 - All other players now debate which card is better "Town Hall" style. Since the debate is a free-for-all, players should be quick and aggressive in getting their points across to be noticed by the Judge to win the card. (If all players agree on the same card, the judge draws 5 again to choose a more even scenario ) any questions regarding timelines, logistics, etc. must be directed to the Judge, who is the only one with the power to decide.
3 - Once the Judge decides the debate is over, they reward the winning card to the player they feel was the most convincing with the best facts, being the funniest, or making the strongest points. It's entirely up to the judge!
4 - The player who wins the debate becomes the next Judge, and so on. The first player to collect 3 cards wins!